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Listed:   2008-06-09 13:23:41

FunnyAs residents in Hugo, Minn., begin to move on from last week's tornado, some say they noticed a few bizarre things amid all the damage. Jason Akins said the twister unwound a roll of toilet paper in his bathroom — draped it across the countertop, then rew...

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Listed:   2008-06-03 09:28:59

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A happily married couple in northern India got the shock of their lives when they learnt they had divorced 10 years ago, the Times of India reported on Tuesday.

Meena Verma, a mother of two children, tried to file a case against her in-laws for v...

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Listed:   2008-01-25 11:18:32

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It's a novel but it's created a mystery — where has the overdue book been for the past 57 years? "We don't have records that go back that far," said Lori Belongia, director of the Marshfield Public Library in Marshfield, WI. "We don't know who checked ...

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Listed:   2008-01-25 11:16:50

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Returning home after an absence can mean unpleasant surprises — a leaky roof, a pet's mess, even a break-in. But a Russian woman got a nastier surprise when she returned from her country house: her home was gone, torn down mistakenly by construction wo...

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Listed:   2008-01-21 10:00:47

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An 81-year old man in the small Chilean village of Angol shocked his grieving relatives by waking up in his coffin at his own wake, local media said on Sunday.

When Feliberto Carrasco's family members discovered his body limp and cold, they were ...

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Listed:   2008-01-21 09:47:04

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A Berlin burglar's break-in took an unexpected turn when he stumbled upon a corpse and felt compelled to call the police.

"He called to say he'd just broken into a flat and found a dead body," said a spokeswoman for Berlin police Thursday. "He ga...

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Listed:   2008-01-11 15:46:00

FunnyA 33-year-old Czech woman managed to spend several months posing as a 13-year-old boy named "Adam," fooling teachers and child care workers in Norway, police said Thursday.

Barbora Skrlova was deported back to the Czech Republic and detained on Wedn...

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Listed:   2008-01-11 08:31:23

FunnyA Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked ...

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Listed:   2008-01-09 10:12:21

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When Mark Malkoff thought about where he could stay while his New York City apartment was being fumigated for cockroaches, he quickly ruled out friends' places (too small) and hotels (too expensive).

Instead, the comedian and filmmaker decided to...

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Listed:   2008-01-07 13:33:38

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From baggy briefs to the ultimate hotpants: A British woman's underwear saved the day by doubling as an emergency fire blanket when her kitchen caught fire.

John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying bread in Jenny Marsey's kitchen in Ha...

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Listed:   2008-01-03 08:41:13

FunnyWhen Antonio Nunes had a smoke at a New Year party in Portugal, he appears to have been unaware he was defying a new ban his agency has to enforce.

The President of the Portuguese Food Standards Agency was pictured having a cigar at a casino on the ...

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Listed:   2007-12-17 08:52:55

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A postcard featuring a color drawing of Santa Claus and a young girl was mailed in 1914, but its journey was slower than Christmas. It just arrived in northwest Kansas.

The Christmas card was dated Dec. 23, 1914, and mailed to Ethel Martin of Obe...

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Listed:   2007-12-07 10:32:41

FunnyTweety may get a chance to take the witness stand and sing like a canary.

An Italian court ordered the animated bird, along with Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and his girlfriend Daisy, to testify in a counterfeiting case.

In what lawyers believe ...

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Listed:   2007-12-03 09:40:29

Funny PALERMO, Italy (Reuters) - Italian police burst into the room of a suspected Mafia mobster in Sicily and arrested him as he watched a television show about the arrest of a Mafia boss, investigators said on Friday.

Police said Michele Catalano was w...

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Listed:   2007-11-15 13:36:33

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WEST ST. PAUL, Minn. - The TCF Bank in a Cub Foods was held up twice in one day — by different robbers. Kyle Loven, a supervisory special agent at the FBI's Minneapolis office, said the first robbery happened around 9 a.m. Tuesday, when a man presented...

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Listed:   2007-10-09 10:50:05

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A stray kitten has found a new mother in a golden retriever, who began producing milk for the gray tabby after hearing its cries.

The hungry kitten, found in an old tire at a concrete plant in Virginia, USA, refused to drink from a bottle and her...

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Listed:   2007-10-09 09:06:20

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A thief in Germany was charred beyond recognition by a 10,000 volt electric shock when he tried to steal a live copper cable, authorities said Monday.

Police in the western city of Duisburg found the 32-year-old man's blackened remains by a set o...

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Listed:   2007-10-04 18:15:11

FunnySuper spicy chili sauce sparked road closures and evacuations in central London after passersby complained that a chemical emanating from a Thai restaurant was burning their throats, police said Wednesday. Reports of a strong smell wafting from a resta...

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Listed:   2007-10-02 11:27:14

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A South Carolina man who stored his severed leg in a barbecue smoker that was later auctioned off is locked in a custody dispute with a North Carolina man who found it.

John Wood's leg was amputated near the knee after a 2004 airplane crash. He a...

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Listed:   2007-09-30 08:47:32

FunnyA German man who had been drinking heavily at Munich's Oktoberfest beer festival got stuck in a chimney for 12 hours while trying to climb into a friend's apartment, police said Friday. After finding his friend was not at home, the 27-year-old climbed ...

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Listed:   2007-09-26 21:32:16

FunnyA man angry that he wasn't going to be sold a house is accused of using a power saw to turn the abode into a convertible. Rodney Rogers apparently thought an acquaintance was going to build a house and sell it to him, and he was living in it while it was ...

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Listed:   2007-09-26 05:34:46

FunnyAn orangutan in a Malaysian wildlife sanctuary snatched a French tourist's backpack and bit her while pulling off her shoes, socks and pants, the tourist said Tuesday. But an official denied the animal had bitten the woman. The tourist, who asked to...

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Listed:   2007-09-14 12:45:03

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GENEVA, N.Y. - A western New York man faces grand larceny charges after being pulled over in a car that he said he stole so he could turn himself in on another charge.

Ontario County sherriff's deputies say they pulled over Vincent Estrada Juni...

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Listed:   2007-09-12 09:56:17

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Builders who uncovered the remains of a Viking ship in a pub cellar did what any self-respecting workmen would do - they hid it, just like their foreman told them.

nstead they told no one, knocked down the Railway Inn in Meols, rebuilt it furth...

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Listed:   2007-09-03 07:27:05

FunnyRussian police have detained a 45-year-old municipal worker for stealing a bridge. The 5-metre span metal bridge disappeared from a river crossing in the Ryazan region, east of Moscow. Police said they tracked it down to the man, who had used his work ...

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Listed:   2007-08-28 12:16:01

FunnyEmployees of a Wal-Mart Supercenter used shopping carts to corral a wayward emu outside the store Monday about 6 a.m., West Bend police said. A manager fed the emu grapes and apples in an attempt to calm the bird inside the makeshift enclosure. Rich...

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Listed:   2007-08-22 13:55:05

FunnyA dwarf performing at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe was rushed to hospital after he glued his privates to a vacuum cleaner. Daniel Blackner performs in the Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf. As part of his act, the 42-year-old planned...

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Listed:   2007-08-22 13:53:15

FunnyA robber who held up a bookmakers with his girlfriend's Rampant Rabbit vibrator has been jailed. Nicki Jex, 27, concealed the sex toy in a carrier bag and pretended it was a gun during the raid on the Ladbrokes shop, in Leicester, on December 27 last y...

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Listed:   2007-08-22 12:15:07

FunnyMale drivers who paid $5 for a topless car wash in a New York city ended up getting doused with disappointment. Scantily clad women held up signs along a parkway advertising the car wash on Sunday and telling the drivers where to go. But hidden behind ...

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Listed:   2007-08-21 15:41:33

FunnyA giant Lego man has been fished out of the sea in the Netherlands. The smiling effigy was spotted in the sea at the resort of Zandvoort. Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5 metre (8 foot) tall plastic character, which has a yellow head and bl...

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Listed:   2007-08-21 15:35:20

FunnyA motorcyclist who reportedly failed to notice he had severed his leg below the knee in a crash is recovering in hospital. Kazuo Nagata, a 54-year-old office worker, kept riding for more than a mile in Japan after clipping his limb on a safety barrier,...

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Listed:   2007-08-21 15:30:29

FunnyWorried that new pair of high-fashion jeans may just make your butt look fat? Now shoppers in one upscale Scottsdale store can check it out for themselves before someone else makes the observation _ using the Butt Cam, a camera positioned just so that's c...

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Listed:   2007-08-21 11:17:55

FunnyTUPELO, Miss. (AP) — Oliver apparently has learned to pick locks, making his second breakout from behind bars in less than a month. On Wednesday, however, the white-faced capuchin monkey was back at the Tupelo Buffalo Park and Zoo, and this time his ca...

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Listed:   2007-08-21 11:16:35

FunnyWASHINGTON (AP) — A judge who lost a $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner over a missing pair of pants continues to press his suit. Roy Pearson, a District of Columbia administrative law judge, filed a notice of appeal Tuesday. Jin Nam Chung an...

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Recent entries:
  • Tornado wreaks bizarre havoc on belongings
  • Couple divorced without knowledge
  • Library book returned after 57 years
  • My house has gone!
  • I'm not dead yet!
  • Burglar finds corpse, calls cops
  • Woman, 33, poses as boy, 13
  • Man catches wife working at brothel
  • Man living at Ikea
  • Pants used to put fire out
  • Anti-smoking minister caught with cigar
  • Posted in 1914, arrived 2007
  • Court orders cartoon characters to witness stand
  • Mafia boss arrested while watching Mafia TV show
  • Bank robbed twice in a day
  • Dog nurses cat
  • Eejit
  • Chili Alert
  • No, it's MY leg! No, it's MINE!
  • Stuck in a chimney
  • Man saws house in half
  • Orangutan fights French tourist
  • Man steals car to turn himself in
  • Viking ship hidden under pub
  • Bridge stolen
  • Wisconsin Emu
  • Dwarf's Sticky Moment With Cleaner
  • Jailed For Robbing Bookies With Vibrator
  • Topless car wash scam
  • Giant Person Lands In Netherlands
  • Biker didn't notice severed leg
  • Buying New Jeans? Why Not Try Butt Cam?
  • Monkey in second escape from zoo
  • $54M trousers case
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